Let's talk about removal.
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This situation can happen a lot and to a lot of people whenever you play Wizard's Tower, and depending on how big of assholes your friends are, you'll want lots of removal. You'll especially want lots of board wipes. There's no greater feeling than being the reason to reset the board and cause the game to go another 2 hours. Sure a simple board wipe will level the game and for the most part put everyone back about equal, but in the spirit of Wizards Tower the best removal is the weirdest and most fun.
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Tragic Arrogance is probably my favorite piece of removal for Wizards Tower. Not only does it essentially wipe the board but it gives you all the control. The downside to Tragic Arrogance is that it's really hard to hide how erect you are when your standing over the table picking what lives and what dies. All that power could really go to your head (do you get it? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?)
If we take a step back to the card you just played, it's really a beautiful card. It not only allows you to keep your best creature but it allows you force them to get rid of all their good stuff. If they had universal enchantments that you liked such as Dictate of Kruphix, you can make sure they keep that so you still get it's benefits. This puts you back in the game but also does so in a way that is fun for everyone and levels the board with starting back at the beginning with a bunch of mana.
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Now I don't have a huge Magic knowledge base, so I won't try and say that there are no good board wipes but most any board wipe you could put in a wizards tower will functionally level the playing field. There is definitely bad removal. Like this card. This card is bad removal. It will get turned into a land every time and it will get played as a land so fast that you won't even have time to wipe the cheetos dust off your fingers. Early game it might do something, but late game this won't do anything. You wan't removal that is more universal and can be played at any time. If you are building a budget Wizards Tower and this is the only removal you have I will mail you better removal so you can actually play a fun game (I guess potentially if you're playing budget, most of your creatures may actually be power 3 or less.)
Removal is like the condom of Magic: always have it and always use it. This may not be the best analogy since you'll never actually need a condom. Removal is like your waifu: always have it and always make sure it's in your tower.
Boardwiping a stalled out board is like being that guy who shows up to a party at 1 am with several full cases of beer, and kicks out the assholes who were running the beerpong table for too long. With boardwipes, you too can be a party hero for the first time ever.
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