So I started my celebrations this morning and will be out all day. Today you get a nice short post that is in the spirit of the holiday.
If you like drinking here is the magic card for you. Go to bars and hand this to a bartender and yell "I TARGET YOU TO GET ME TARGET DRAFT BEER." I've tried this before I can tell you with certainty that there is about a 20% chance this will work. At least as long as you have money to go along with the card I'm sure you're golden. If you're not the bar type then feel free to use this on your friends.
That's it for today children. Now it's time for me to make like Tithe Drinker and drink tithes until I put on a dress and find a throne to just sit in all day.
I don't know how you could have questions about this post. It's pretty straight forward. Feel free to leave a comment though if you're coherent enough. Even if you aren't capable of typing words, it's probably better that way.